Olivia and Cooper have had me rolling in laughter the last few days. Cooper is my clown but Olivia is my "subtle" funny girl.
O: Hey Mommy, how do you spell flaws?
Me: F L A W S. Why?
O: I'm going to write down all my flaws.
Me: Olivia, you have no flaws. You're perfect.
O: *eye roll* I'm just going to write what I don't like about myself.
*Olivia sits and writes and then just sits, looking off in space*
Me: Done?
O: Yes, read my flaws. *hands me her list* I only have ONE.
Do you know what my girl thinks is her ONLY flaw? FRECKLES. I laughed sssssoo hard I could have cried. I told her I thought her freckles were perfect but she insists that when she becomes a teenager, she will cover them all up with make up. Oh O!
Now Cooper! He had a baseball game the other night and came home all excited about they won by one point.
Cooper: Mommy! We won!
Me: Awesome! I'm so proud of you.
Cooper: Hey Mommy, did you know Daddy has skills?
Me: *looking at Al with that "You better not have" look* Oh yeah?
Cooper: Yes! Daddy has skills.
Al: Yes I do. I can throw the ball, hit the ball....
Cooper: NNNNOOOOO Daddy, I said you had skills.
Me: Ok, I'm confused, what do you think skills are Cooper?
Cooper: *sigh* You know, red skills, yellow skills, green skills. You eat them!
Al: I think he means Skittles. Because I did have some Skittles.
Cooper: Yes, that's what I mean.
Me: *laughing* OMG!!! I wish I had this conversation on video.
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